take the last pill first

here

take these pills.

you'll feel

better.

three times a day,

you may

get cramps,

and gastronomical issues,

and sweating,

and blurred

vision,

but no longer will

your leg hurt.

and then take some

of these

to help counteract

the side effects of

the other pills.

three per day,

with a full meal,

but not with alcohol

or coffee.

if you start to faint,

or if blood

starts pouring out

of your nose

and ears.

take this last pill.

the big red one.

it's the last one you'll

ever need

to take.