clicking all day on click bait

i'm a sucker

for click bait, i can't help

myself, i don''t have

the will power to not

hit the button

to learn

how to double my money

in one

easy

step, guaranteed.

i click the button that explains

why 

college aged girls

love older men

and what city

to move to 

to meet them.

i click

on the title of how to grow

your hair

back with one

common vitamin.

i hit the button 

that will give me absolute

proof

that aliens exist,

photos included.

is that record collection

sitting in your basement

collecting dust

worth five million dollars.

the answer is yes.

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