my doctor secretly hates me.
she winces
when i tell her
about the latest YouTube
video i watched
on A1C,
and lowering
triglycerides.
i go on and on about,
HDL and LDL
explaining to her
in excruciating detail how
one needs to eliminate
sugar
and go low carb.
she humors me with
a grin. says, shhh, shhh,
that's nice,
now open wide,
then tells me to roll up
my sleeve
before she sticks a
needle in.
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