choosing the right stock in America

years ago

i made the right decision in

investing

in

girdles and stretch pants,

tent like

clothes

to hide

the fat.

i invested in liposuction

and

diabetic pills,

Hawaiin sugar cane fields.

the fried food

was everywhere,

the candy

and cookies,

the Oreos, double filled.

as soon as i saw another

duck donut

shop

in the neighborhood,

another Baskin
and Robins,

and a cupcake shack,

i took a chance.

now i'm rolling in the

dough,

not cookie dough,

but cold

hard cash.