it's this giant hole in the earth

you have to,

you just have to go and see

the Grand Canyon,

she says.

let's rent a Winnebago

and drive out

there.

you have to see it.

but i have seen it, i tell

her, my hand

deep into a bag of Cheetos.

when,

when did you see it.

i saw it on tv and in the movies.

North by Northwest,

and other 

movies.

i've seen the moon too,

so don't make any plans

to go there either.

i'm not going.