apple pie, or ufo?

everyone

has a phone.

melons have phones in them.

there's a phone

in bananas,

birds,

whales.

there are cameras

everywhere,

my dog

has a camera on him.

my door bell.

every store, every human

being

on the planet has a camera

in their

hand, and yet,

every blurry photo of a light

flashing across

the sky

is pronounced to be another

ufo.

i'm tempted to throw

a pie tin

across the air

and snap a picture of it.

have you ever once seen

a blurry photo

or video on tik tok.

you tube,

or whatever?

never

it's exhausting.

the world is a giant

nut tree.

there is never ever one

smidgen

of proof of aliens,

or ufos.

why, oh why is this even

in the news?