next door. she just
moved in last Friday.
a guy came by to
activate her.
she's
a robot
created by the Chinese lab down
the street.
AI has come a long way
since i first
bought my pop up toaster
and air fryer.
she's a very nice android
that goes by the name
of Mindy. she has
legs like Marilyn Monroe
and hair like
Farah Fawcett.
she looks exactly like a real
woman, the curves, etc,
she's not as talkative though,
which is kind of nice.
she's extremely smart.
she knows two hundred
languages and can recite
the complete works
of Shakespeare.
yesterday she came over
for a can of WD-40 oil
to unhinge her arm.
i'm thinking about asking
her out, but i'm not sure,
she's hard to read with that
plastic face. obviously
they're still getting the bugs
out of Mindy.
i think she winked at me
the other day, which i take
as a good sign, and hope it's not
some glitch in the wiring.
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