Wednesday, June 21, 2023

don't do this

tips on how to stay alive
in this modern
era we live in are easy
to follow.
don't jump out of planes
to sky dive,
or get in a tin can
submarine heading to
the bottom of the ocean
without a bathroom or telephone
on board,
don't climb mountains,
or wrestle sharks or
alligators, don't wander
into the woods where
bears live,
don't hang glide or
bungee jump off bridges,
stay away from snakes,
scorpions and power lines,
especially if you're in
a hot air balloon.
don't stand under a tree
during a storm.
don't get on top of a rocket
headed towards mars.
don't eat sugar or fried
foods, buckle up, it's
going to be a bumpy ride.




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