Friday, June 2, 2023

it's reward time

she was a personal
trainer
for years.
i'd see her in her spandex
shorts
and top
yelling at people
at the park.
getting the most out
of them.
demanding them to do
sit ups,
push ups. sprints.
stretching,
and then doing it 
all over again.
very bossy.
but she had nice hair
and nails
and was driving a green
Jaguar.
so she was doing quite
well. but
boy did she crack the whip
on those tubbies,
none of them ever
losing a pound of weight
or getting in shape.
most of them
heading straight to Duck
Donuts when
the session was over.

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