Friday, February 10, 2023

see you at mass on Sunday?

Father Smith stops
by with
an apology hot dish
of linguini,
i'm just a stones throw
away from
St. Bernadette's, so
he didn't have to walk
far, and the plate
stayed warm.
i ask him and if he wants
wine. red please he says.
sitting after pulling to the
side his long black gown.
i get him a glass
of pinot noir.
thanks for meal, i tell him.
my pleasure, he says.
i just want to apologize
for things, for how
it all went down.
i had no idea of the demonic
forces you were dealing with.
pfffft, i say, taking a bite
of the pasta.
hmmm. delicious.
and meatballs too.
yeah, I used Mother Theresa's
recipe. not many people
knew what a genius
she was in the kitchen.
she could have gone to heaven
and become a saint on
her red sauce alone.
have you ever looked at a picture
of her and the priests
around her.
tubbies, all of them.
sumo wrestlers,
and all because of her cooking.
so anyway.
sorry for everything and i appreciat
that instruction
manual on exorcism that you gave me.
we're cool, i tell him.
we're good now.
have a nice walk back to the chapel.
do you mind if i take
the wine with me?
nah, not at all, take the whole
bottle.
peace be with you, he says.
see you in church Sunday?
ummmm, maybe.

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