the senior app

i make

a billion on my new invention.

the senior citizen app.

it finds

your glasses

when they're lost,

or on your head.

tells you what route to take

when walking.

where the steps are.

the steep inclines,

places where you might slip.

it informs you

of sales.

where bread is half price.

eggs.

and prune juice.

freshly squeezed.

it beeps when the milk

goes bad.

it counts your pills,

reads

before you go to sleep.

it tells you what day

it is,

what time.

it turns on the lights

when you get up to pee

for the third time

that night.

it rings with a new message

nearly every other day,

telling you which old friend

has died.