Thursday, February 16, 2023

knitting is the devil's workshop

i don't trust women
who knit,
or cross stitch, who sit
all day
in a chair with balls of yarn,
or stitching
a meme
on a round thingamajig
like
must love dogs.
women have
too much time to think
when they're knitting,
sitting around all
day alone or with
a few friends.
it can only be bad for you,
as they add up all
your faults and mistakes.
they have too much time
to figure you out,
and make a plan as to
what to do with you.

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