your new bucket list

i see the new books out.

all best sellers.

a hundred

places you need to go before

you die.

fifty books you must read.

ten foods

you need to eat to be healthy.

sixteen countries

you need to visit this year.

twenty movies you need to watch

this season.

here's your bucket list

for 2023.

what to do, where to go

and why.

please.

shut up.

just stop with these books.

i'm going to the mall

to get a Cinnabon.