what's in it for me

i'm not

good with small favors,

he says,

i'm clueless

when it comes to

jumper cables,

flat tires,

a ride

somewhere,

who am i,

Uber?

i'm selfish like that

a chip

off the old father's

block.

what's in it

for me,

tell what i get for

helping you.

what's in your will

for me.