Tuesday, August 23, 2022

taking your lumps

i get a call from
the better business bureau
they have a complaint filed by
an ex wife
of mine.
she's gone onto yelp too.
she gives me one star
as a husband.
she says i never really loved
her, that i wasn't
a good cook,
and i never made the bed.
plus i snored
and watched too much
football on tv.
but what can i say.
she's right on all counts.
i just have to take my lumps.
although the other two
wives gave me two stars,
saying i was good with
the fitted sheets being
sort of folded.

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