Monday, August 15, 2022

you can't trust yelp

the man
has his family rate
his restaurant
on yelp.
it's a big family.
they all give it four stars.
they rave
about it.
you have to try
the ravioli, one says.
another,
praises the linguini
with alfredo sauce.
but the place
is empty
when you go there,
the service bad
and the food
tasteless.
you see the cook
in the back
arguing with his wife.
there's trouble here.
slowly you slip out,
before a glass of water
arrives.
you can't trust yelp.

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