Friday, October 1, 2021

my real estate agent stops by

my real estate agent
stops by
to give me some tips on decorating
before the open house
on sunday.
she tells me
to place a vase of flowers
on the table.
bake a pan 
of cinnamon rolls, to give
the house a warm
and comforting feeling.
are you collecting empty
vodka bottles for some reason?
no? well. perhaps we should
discard those, yes?
how about we
put a wreathe on your door,
she says, and make your bed.
i can help you with that if you've
never done so.
also it might be a good idea
to get those silk stockings,
and undergarments
off your ceiling fan.
okay. i tell her, making a note
of that, happy that she hasn't
looked under the bed
or in the closet.
she asks me about the back yard.
if i own a lawn mower,
or a machete. a blow torch maybe?
i shrug. yeah, i think so.
there's no one buried out there,
is there? she whispers.
what's that fresh mound of dirt
all about?
which makes me laugh,
but don't give her an answer.

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