how's your love life?

i see my lawyer friend

jimmy

in the super market.

he's wearing a new designer suit

and buying

caviar and lobsters.

i see bottles of champagne

in his cart

along with

expensive butter from ireland.

hey,

he says.

hey, i say back. how are you?

doing spectacular, he says.

it looks like he's

had some work

done on his eyes and his

hair is jet black.

good, good. i say.

yup,  business is booming

with covid.

just bought a new mercedes

the other day.

i did six divorces this week,

all on zoom.

the virus and lockdown is

a gold mine

for people breaking up.

who can stand to be with

anyone for 24 7

for nine months?

i'm saving up for a little

villa in florence. you'll have

to come visit when this whole

thing ends.

so how are you? how's your love

life?

wedding bells perhaps?