Monday, November 23, 2020

the pre date questionnaire

did you vote.
recycle.
do you go to the doctor.
do you weed,
do you see your children
often.
your parents.
do you save
your money.
do you drink and drive,
speed.
do you go to church,
do you give,
do you volunteer,
do you get eight hours
of sleep
do you floss
do you eat raw,
avoid dairy
and meat.
do you meditate
did you validate your
parking,
cut out some coupons.
do you wear
a mask.
do you help the poor
are you kind
to the unkind
compassionate and loving
to those
less fortunate.
have you ever been arrested,
do you have
a psychological
disorder.
how many times have you
been married?
are you ready for a commitment.
loyal and true,
how much do you weigh,
how tall are you,
how's your blood pressure,
your blood sugar,
your cholesterol count,
your IQ
where did you go to school?
i've never done
this before.

should i be afraid of you?
maybe zoom first, okay?

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