Monday, November 30, 2020

leaking toilets

i take a wrench to the leaking
toilet.

not sure if i turn right or left.
it turns.

it leaks more.  a puddle forms.
my sleeves are wet.

i say several words that surprise me.
and get up
from

lying down like a drunken bum
from under the tank.

i pull myself up trying not to
slip in
the water spitting furiously
from the pipe.

i find the main valve and turn
it off.
i shut

the door and look at my watch.
my god.

it's happy hour. i fix a martini,
then text mike
the plumber.

i'll leave a thousand dollars
on the table i tell
him. key under the mat.

if that's not enough. let me
know.

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