party time

i invite thirty five of my dearest

and closest

friends

over for thanksgiving.

i figure maybe three will make

it.

i have the swanson turkey tv

dinners

stacked in the freezer

and ready for the oven

set at 375.

no need for a pie, or cake,

i tell them.

Swanson has that covered with some

sort of apple

glop in a little tiny

side compartment of the aluminum

tray.

just bring whatever you're drinking

and your hazmat suits, extra masks.

i have straws,

plastic utensils.

i have all sorts of cleaners,

bleach.

wipes.

etc.

take the side entrance and

come up

the fire escape.

the law is on the look out for

gatherings.  tip toe quietly.

text me when you get here.