Spiritual Armor

I read in the bible
about
the armor
of God,
the belt of truth,
the breastplate of righteousness,
the shield of faith,
the helmet
of salvation.
so I go to my closet
to find
this outfit
before going out.
and instead I find
the shroud
of doubt,
the hat of fear,
the shoes
of worry. the umbrella
of anxiety.
so I yell up to my
wife,
where is my spiritual armor?
and she yells
back down,
in the cleaners,
should be ready by
Wednesday.