we can't find the llama

we sign

a waiver saying that we are totally

responsible

if an

animal bites us

while we

visit the farm.

but we can't find any animals.

supposedly

there's a llama

on the property, donkeys,

cows

and bulls,

horses.

we walk for miles though

and see nothing

on the path

through the woods, down

to the stream,

across the field.

we're disappointed,

we were

prepared for the danger

of being bitten,

with our leather gloves on,

but no such luck.

so we eat the carrots and apples

that we brought

with us

then head back to the hotel

room.