guaranteed to last a lifetime,
but i have
my doubts.
no salesman will visit your home
it proclaims,
buy three
get the fourth one free,
able to get the most
stubborn
of stains out.
we're going out of business,
everything
must go,
no credit check, it's your
last chance
before we close for good.
promises made,
promises kept.
it'll put a spring in your step,
hair on your head,
make your wife
happy.
no sugars added,
no MSG.
everything you see and buy,
is one hundred per cent
guaranteed.
money back
if not satisfied, return
the unused portion
within in thirty days,
without
a receipt.
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