why are you wearing that, come back in the house, now

i'm

not sure why it is,

but for

some strange reason

the bow

tie

seems odd

these days, so does

suspenders

holding

up a pair of pants,

not to mention a vest.

who

wears a vest anymore?

i think it went

out with 

Wyatt Earp

in the old west.

a white belt,

white shoes, Spats?

when you see a politician

with a big

colorful bow tie,

you say to yourself,

what's up

with this dude?

men seem

weird

when they leave the house

looking

like a carnival

barker

or a circus clown,

i think it happens though

because

most of them

don't have wives

to help them get dressed,

or a full

length mirror.