Wednesday, October 1, 2025

never buy monogrammed anything

it's not
easy breaking up with someone
after
years of marriage.
one or the other has to move,
or get the locks
changed.
lawyers are involved.
money spent.
who gets what?
furniture and books,
friends.
bowls and dishes
in the kitchen.
we install
a ring camera on the door.
do we split time with the dog
as well
as the kids?
what about the cars.
what about all these monogrammed
towels and wash cloths?
but there are
pleasant things too, like
no more
holidays with
mother in laws.

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