trying to quit yelp

i call yelp

to tell them that i don't want

to be

on yelp

anymore.

only the angry

Karens

ever

post anything.

things with them are never

quite right.

rarely

do the satisfied take the time.

i tell them that

i don't want my business

on their

site anymore.

take me off.

i want the memory of me gone.

they laugh,

and tell me too late,

you can

never erase the information

you've given us.

another

wife.