can we borrow some of your bombs?

accidentally,

the conversation is heard on

an unsecured line.

the prime minister of the country

at war is talking to

the president,

shooting the breeze

about current events.

so how's the weather?

good, good.

hard to believe it's almost summer,

half the year is gone.

by the way,

have you lost weight? 

i saw you on tv the other day

at the parade,

you look marvelous.

and where

do you go for that tan?

i need to get out of this bunker

more often.

it truly is amazing

how young and healthy you look.

so how's your golf

game?

did you straighten out your swing?

just a suggestion, but

try to turn your

hips a little more,

and put your weight on the back leg.

a 42 on the front nine

at Congressional, really?

oh wow, that's great, that's great.

oh, and by the way.

just one more thing.

one more itty-bitty thing.

could you possibly lend

us a couple of those big giant

bombs you have?

the ones that burrow

miles into the earth

before they go boom?

one might do the trick, but

two would be swell.