real photos of a dead alien in a government lab in Jersey

i take the bait

and click on the post

labeled

genuine leaked alien photos

in a government lab

in Trenton.

i stare at the blurry

photos

of the extraterrestrial

creature.

it's a long

white slippery looking

thing

that reminds me of

a white sausage

hanging in the window

of a New York deli,

however this thing

has big eyes, and a bald

head,

no pants,

but no genitals either,

thank God.

it looks like someone

stretched

Casper the friendly ghost out,

like silly putty,

filled him

up with air, 

and laid him there.

all floppy arms and legs.

he looks a peace, if

it is a he.

the pronouns have yet to

be decided on.