vetting me for stability,
how many
times i've been married.
i tell her zero.
she says, ah ha, not so
fast buddy boy.
i think three.
no, i tell her. now sit
down and let me explain.
the first one,
was for six months and
annulled by the Pontif.
the second one took
place in a foreign country,
so obviously the paperwork
was forged and illegal,
and the third was for a year
to a psychopath,
an escaped lunatic
from the local asylum
who's real identity has
never been known.
so there you go, nosy,
zero.
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