Wednesday, April 24, 2024

solving the carjacking pandemic

the city
has decided to do something
about all
the car jackings
that go on,
day and night
in Washington D. C.,
cars being stolen
by the threat of murderous
gangs with
guns pointed
by masked men
to the heads
of drivers.
they're giving away free
tracking stickers
and steering wheel locks
to help
the helpless keep and track
their cars.
problem solved.

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