Saturday, April 27, 2024

my daughter's champion basketball team

my daughter's 8th grade
basketball
team
has gone undefeated this year
since allowing
four transgenders
onto the squad.
a girl named Barbeque,
who plays center,
can dunk
the ball and defend
the middle
is the star.
she used to be called Frank,
but changed her
name when she grew
her hair long
and started wearing dresses
and lipstick,
then stuffing her sports bra.
we should win
the championship this year,
although the other
best team in the league
has five
starting players that are
transitioning.
all of them six foot four
with goatees and
beards. my daughter is
so excited, although she
doesn't get to play much
anymore.
wish us luck.

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