take two of these and call me in the morning

my doctor

is honest. i'll give him that.

most of the time

he'll say

beats me,

when staring at a rash

on my chest,

or looking

into my mouth and exclaiming

what the hell

is that?

sometimes he'll

get out a book, or google

my ailments.

scrolling until

he finds

the right pill, or remedy

that he thinks

might work.

here, he'll say.

try two of these and

call me

in the morning.

if you start to shake and vomit,

lose your

vision,

911 might be your best bet.