elbow to elbow at the bar

sitting at the bar can

be hazardous.

you want to eat and drink

in relative

peace.

but then

the guy and his wife

sitting

next to you, asks how

the beef is?

he wants to shake your

hand and ask

you where you're from.

come here often?

he says.

his wife smiles

and tells you  that you

familiar.

he wants to buy you a drink

as the conversation

goes on.

he has a dog, three kids

and was in the Navy once.

where did you get that shirt,

she asks,

as the food comes.

you tell her.

J.C Pennys.

then hold up your steak knife,

and say please.

enough.

can we eat in silence until

we're done?