have a lollipop, it's free

the government,

because

it's election season, is giving

away free money.

they are wiping

away tuitions,

giving gift cards and hotel

rooms

to illegal immigrants.

nine robberies

and two

stabbings, no problem, here's

your get out of jail

free card.

be a good boy now and don't

do any more

car hijackings until

after November.

you need reparation money?

five million. sure,

no problem.

drugs are no longer

illegal. here's a nice park

for you to go shoot up in,

but remember,

all of you, don't forget who

did this for you,

and vote for me.

i'm your daddy.

here, have a lollipop.

it's free.