Monday, February 6, 2023

winning the publishers clearing house grand prize, again

again i've won
the publisher's clearing house
first place prize.
third time this week.
this time though,
it's for fifteen million dollars
and a Mercedes Benz.
Mr. Omar Brown,
my prize director says he'll
be by tomorrow
with the car and the check.
the only thing i need to do
is go to the Dollar General
store and pick up two 
Vanilla Gift cards for five
hundred dollars each.
this pays for the registration
of the prize money
and takes care of all the taxes.
etc.
makes complete sense, i tell
Mr. Brown on the phone.
call me when you have them, he says.
and read to me
the numbers on the back.
i'll do that today,
and when i get home i'll make us
some sandwiches,
and some Kool-Aid.
are cookies and chips okay,
you're not doing keto are you?
what time are you coming?
do you like tuna fish?
dill pickles?

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