global warming

if it's too hot,

they blame it on global warming,

if there's

too much snow,

again

with the climate change.

fires and floods,

etc.

anything to tag

and label something

to purchase, organic or

green.

i remember when

that little

crazy lunatic, the twelve

year old

gave a speech to the U.N.

whining

about how her childhood

was robbed

because of global warming.

why wasn't she in

school

or at home reading a book,

doing her homework.

she travels all

over the world on airplanes

giving more

maniacal speeches.

she's suddenly, or at least

for ten minutes

was the queen of

global

warming.