what would Oprah do?

before i buy a book,

or watch

a movie,

or decide on where to live

or how to live

my life,

i google Oprah

to see what she would do.

how would she

handle this situation,

does she approve?

what should i eat,

what should i wear, what

new age religion

should i investigate.

dr. phil, dr. oz, eckhart tolle,

joel osteen

and the rest them.

what knowledge can they give

me so that i too

can become a star.

like Oprah.