Thursday, July 22, 2021

Seymore Butts

everyday i get about five phone
calls from scammers
in India.
social security, the irs, microsoft,
amazon, car warranties, life insurance,
medical alert bracelets,
medicare.
it's the same old script.
you need to go get gift
cards and redeem them in order
to get out of trouble.
it's so lame, and stupid, that
it's hilarious.
their english is horrible, they have
no sense of dignity or morals.
when i answer now
i give them my new scammer
name.
Seymore Butts.
i spell it out for them several
times as they press onward
to try and scam me.
does anyone ever fall for this?

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