the hot dog eating contest on
coney island this
july fourth, trying to impress
my new girlfriend, Olga.
so i begin to practice.
i can almost get one
down
before my stomach hurts
though.
so i'm thinking gorging myself
with all beef
hot dogs on a 90 degree
day might not be in
my skill set.
i google the watermelon
seed spitting contest.
Hello.
there we go.
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