i don't care, first

we're not a match, she says.

i'm sorry.

don't be, i tell her.

i feel the same way about you.

but i said it first,

so what you just said

doesn't count.

you can't end this before

it begins. i just did.

i beat you to the punch.

i was going to text you and

tell you, i tell her.

but i already deleted your

number from my phone.

so there. whatever, she says.

please don't bother me

anymore. not a problem.

who is this, anyway?