it's an emergency.
betty is mad at me, again.
i need
a bundle of red roses asap!
pronto.
throw in a big box
of chocolates
and a card.
mushy, make it mushy.
draw some hearts on it.
maybe a basket of fruit
too, what the hell.
toss in an edible arrangement.
she'll like that.
i've never seen her quite
this upset at me.
others, sure,
but not my main go to squeeze.
make it same day delivery
please. spare no expense,
well. try to keep it within
reason.
i'm not rockefeller, for
God's sake.
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