Tuesday, June 29, 2021

the neighborhood watch update

the neighborhood watch
makes me nervous
with their continuous updates
on the online forum.
there was a strange van driving by,
did anyone else see it.
someone knocked on my door
yesterday, they said they
were mormons, but i don't believe it.
i think there was
someone in my yard stealing
carrots.
did anyone hear that loud
bang last night?
fireworks, gunshots?
what's the best way to get
gum out of a child's hair.
i saw a fox coming out of
the woods with a cat in its
mouth. has anyone lost a cat?
black and white with a little
bell on it's collar.
what's the best way to make
guacamole?
please vote yes to make our
neighborhood a nuclear
free zone.
meeting at McDonalds
noon, tuesday.

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