excuse me, i have to go

he's a bad story teller.

i'd give

him a 
C minus on most attempts.

occasionally

a B

if he keeps it short

and i've  never heard it before.

he circles

and circles, takes

a detour,

veers off the road

at times

never quite getting to

the punch line.

it's good to have a bathroom

near by,

to point at and say.

excuse me, but i have

to go.