Monday, January 25, 2021

the new vaccine

i decide to go to pharmacy
school
and get my degree
in chemistry
so that i can make my own
covid vaccine. 
seems i could do that before
i actually get inoculated
with the current one being
made in batches the size
of thimbles.
i'll make it in barrels.
anyone with an arm will
get the shot.
or legs, or wherever
they want the needle to go.
i'll fill up every swimming
pool with it.
every barista in every coffee
shop around the world
will be able to administer
the shot.
i'll make sure everyone
gets a vaccination,
a freshly baked chocolate
chip cookie to go
and a extra foam low fat
vanilla latte.

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