Tuesday, January 26, 2021

how to lose ten pounds

i am desperate
to fall in love again.
to meet the next girl
of my dreams.
to find my next cell mate,
whoops,
i mean soul mate.
my true love.
but not for the reasons
one might think.
by breaking up with her,
and having a tragic end,
i can finally lose these last
ten pounds around my waist.
it's a sure fire way.
as i grieve and cry,
unable, at least for awhile,
to never eat again.

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