cable company

it took a while
but i finally figured out
what the cable company
reminds me of.
strippers in a bar.
for a few dollars
extra
tucked into their
garter belts, they'll
show you more.
they'll shake their
channels and bend
over, letting you look
up their late night programs.
if you want the bundle
and the premium
package, everything,
well they get off
at midnight
and will meet you
out back. bring cash.