training bras

you have no
experience
with basic training,
or driving a
train, or even seeing
once, a training
bra. what is there to
train. what tricks
are they to do.
once they graduate to
the full sized bra.
confusing to say
the least. and my dog
never got a moment
of training.
in fact he's on the couch
sleeping next to
a bra he chewed
in half and it wasn't,
as far as i can tell
a training bra at all.
it appears to be
a full sized
regulation bra
that he found
somewhere
and ripped apart.