say cheese

here let me take
your picture by the water
stand over there.
perfect. wait, what
are you doing with
your hands. nothing.
well, put them down.
but i'm pulling my
skin back, making
my face tight so that
you can't see my
wrinkles. no one wants
to see wrinkles.
whatever. okay, pull
your sagging wrinkly
skin back, here, i think
i have a rubber band
to tie it all behind
your head, that way
you can free up
one hand to place
on your chin for
that pensive model look.
okay. good. better
hurry, that rubber
band is not going to
hold for long. say
cheese.