cosmo girl

you see
in the news
that helen
gurley brown
has died. the cosmo
woman. famous
for her twenty ways
to sexually please
a man. i can only
think of three.
you always
thought it ironic
how the magazines
cover girls were
big bosomy women
who could barely
contain their breasts
from popping
out of their tight
fitting blouses
or dress. while helen.
well, helen could use
a sandwich or two.